Thursday, 27 September 2007

Walk On




FREE AUNG SAN SUU KYI


http://burmacampaign.org.uk/
http://www.uscampaignforburma.org/
http://www.freeburma.org/

Wednesday, 26 September 2007

Female Bus Drivers

I do my deepest thinking while I am out and about travelling on London's wonderfully clean, punctual and comfortable transport system - Joke! And today I had the pleasure of standing in the cold waiting for a bus.

Our driver was a tall, broad woman who huffed down the street towatds the bus in a masculine way. She wore no make-up, had a physique to match Tyson, her long, blonde hair looked greasy and she was in dire need of bra that uplifted her cleavage! To top it all off, she spoke in low, gruff tones. And I started thinking ... Why do all women bus drivers look and sound like that? I mean how many times have you EVER seen a beautiful, high-pitch voiced female bus driver batting her eyelids at the travelling public boarding her bus? And why not? To rival the males around? To be seen to be as masculine as the males in order to be taken more seriously? I don't believe that all female bus drivers are butch lesbians and I know that the uppper classes won't be attracted to driving buses but that still doesn't mean female bus drivers have to adhere to a stereotype of being cockney, butch toughs! So come on ladies, wash your hair, slap on even a smidgen of lipstick or mascara and invest in the support of a good bra! If any female bus drivers out there have the answers ... please post comments!

FREE BURMA!!!


Good luck to the people of Burma for peacefully protesting against their evil, repressive government. No-one should forget the courage of the Burmese people. Time for the West to impose a peaceful solution so that the Burmese will get a democratic, open government - but hang on ... there's no oil, the West does a nice trade with the oppressive Burmese government while the Burmese people starve. Oh. Looks like Burma won't be the international political priority that it should!!!

Friday, 14 September 2007

The Difference Between Men and Women

The way men and women look at each other is so different ...
  • A man sees an attractive younger woman and thinks ... "Damn, I wish I were younger".
  • A woman sees an attractive younger man and thinks ... "Damn, I wish he was older!"
  • A man fantasises about being with a woman who is a virgin.
  • A woman fantasises about being with a man who is not a virgin.