Spin that Wheel!!!!!!!!!!

Yep! Took that pic yesterday - the Eve of New Year's Eve!!! You may have noticed that I like the eve of eves! Saw all the preparations for tonights celebrations being rehearsed, tv crews setting up, projections against buildings, weird music being blared. All without the drunks, the punch-ups, the peeing in the street and the off-tune renditions of Auld Lang Syne!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XXX

Bible Bashers - Grrrrr!!!

Ok, I know it's nearly Christmas but surely it's no excuse for bible-bashers to come creeping out of the woodwork and standing outside my front door in their quaffed and polite manner! The scene outside my front door played out as follows:

"Did I want to hear good news"

"No. I know about Jesus - I went to a Catholic school."

"Oh, so you're not Jewish then?"

"No, I am Jewish but I went to a Catholic school."

"Oh" - flummoxed looks.

"So obviously I am damned to hellfire, because I am not baptised and Jesus isn't my saviour, but I wish you both a Merry Christmas."

"Oh it would be terrible to think that God would do that to you."

"Yes I agree but as I am not baptised that's what will happen."

"Can we leave you something to read?"

"Yes - Merry Christmas." (Held hand out for their leaflet.)

Silence.

I walked away, politely scrunching up the leaflet and secretly delighted that I must have shocked their very core with my rejectionist beliefs!

Then ... the sound of the buzzer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrr!!! Surely it's my choice if I want to be roasted in hellfire as opposed to "roasted" by Robbie Keane and Jude Law! Mind you, I suppose that kind of roasting can lead you to hellfire too!

'Twas the Eve of Christmas Eve

I just wanted to say that! Wherever you are, whoever you are have a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Censor the Pogues??? Radio1 you're having a laugh!

We've gone politically correct mad here! Yesterday morning Radio 1 said they wanted to censor this classic Xmas hit from 1987 because of the word "faggot". Get a life folks! Anyway by the end of the day they rescinded the decision due to an outpouring of protest by all who love the song, the Pogues and the late Kirsty Macoll's mother.

God Bless you Kirsty you died too young but you left us this amazing tune as a legacy. So altogether now "I could have been someone ... Well so could anyone!"

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This blog is so dull

I have to admit this is a very dull blog. My life is just appalling at the moment.

Let me bring this blog up to speed:
It's been a manic month and a bit - firstly bumping into Spurs and England goalie Paul Robinson (on my birthday of all days), then the broken metatarsals episode, simultaneous with the gas leak that deprived us of cooking and heating for 5 days, to top it off working at court with the very camp barrister, migraine/s, that bloke 8years my junior who wanted to shag me (but I resisted the, er, "temptation"), the joy of court, nagging and being nagged, general bad British attitude, aggravation, lack of petrol for the car, going somewhere I hadn't been to for 32 years and finding no nostalgia for it whatsoever, buying gifts for the ungrateful and sending out seasonal cards that are meaningless, seeing the actor John Simm ("Life on Mars") in the local hospital with his wife and baby (- hope she's well now) - CAN I PLEASE HAVE A QUIET DECEMBER???